Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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