shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
this hospital has no fireball
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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