He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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