Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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