Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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