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Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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