I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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