Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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