Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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