he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
