I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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