3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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