I swear she didn't look like that last week.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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