i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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