i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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