i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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