I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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