hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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