based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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