holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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