i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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