Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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