i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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