we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
