i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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