He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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