People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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