There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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