So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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