Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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