so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
