I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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