I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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