I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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