Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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