I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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