it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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