You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
