i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
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