I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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