belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
