Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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