I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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