Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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