Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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