Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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