Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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