Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
and you said cock pushups were impossible
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Randomize
