Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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