Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
There's always time for handjobs
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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