My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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