on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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