you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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