Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
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