you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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