I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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