i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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