Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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