My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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