Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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